You are the most righteous person in the world. You belong to the family of Syeds, the descendants of Prophet. Thus you are superior to all your peers and wish to be treated that way. After all you never forget to mention anywhere that you are a Syed. How could normies treat you like one of them.
You have read Quran multiple times and invited all your friends and family to celebrate each time. Although you did not understood a single word, but the point was to read it respectfully, and place it back in the cabinet wrapped around in a nice pocket with attar sprinkled for good smell. You shall not touch the book till you need to read it to bless the deceased.
You grew up praying 5 times a day, even if you missed the prayer you made up for it. You never cared if the whole world turned around you had to pray. No man or his needs could come between you or your prayer. You could be in the guinness book of world records for not missing any prayer what so ever.
Your attire has always been Islamic. A pure and simple shalwar kamiz, which you wore all the time not just for Friday and Eid prayers like the others who do not know the way to be a proper Muslim. Speaking of Eid you alwys celebrated the holy day with great Islamic spirit. You gave and received Eidi, prayed and ate all you could, and always visited all your friends and family. You made sure you spent good amount of money on all your Eid clothes. After all you could not look inferior to anyone else, this is your religious obligation, and your honor.
Oh and there was no Eid-ul-Adha when you did not buy the most expensive animal to slaughter. You made sure you hand deliver all the meat to all your friends and family. And you also gave some to your servant, who would distribute it to poor. Not to mention you made sure no Kaafir gets his hands on your holy meat, cause that would defeat the purpose of your qurbani.
You stopped going to school just so you could memorize every single chapter of Quran in perfect Arabic, that too in Arab accent. You knew every single word that has been written in the Quran, and you will never forget it. You believe you are entitled to more sawab since it was not your language that you memorized it in, which made it even harder for you to learn. You did not learn the translation though, why would you? You don't want to get confused by the complex matters prescribed in the holly text. Quran is not rocket science that you can research, it is a deen. Only a proper immam will teach you the ways of your religion.
You went to your local mosque everyday and always made sure you collect the most chanda. After all it is for the Afghan, Kashmir, Iraq, and Palestinian Jihad. This is the only way those people could live peacefully. Kufars need to be thought a lesson. You would too enroll in the Jihad, and slaughter Kufars with your own hands, but it was your mother who stopped you. You cannot disobey your mother, after all you will not attain Jannah without respecting her.
You never forget to sit in the front of the Mosque and kiss the Maulana Sahab's hand every time you see him. You always used the proper, Assalamu alaikum warahmatullahi wa barakatu, to greet people. And never replaced Allah with Khuda. You do not start a sentence without a bismillah. Your vocabulary includes so many Arabic words that even Arabs are ashamed to be so illiterate. These are the holy ways, only they will lead you to Jannah and the hoors.
You made sure your wife wears a full burqa that no animal, let alone a man, has ever seen her face. After all she cannot be revealed to men. You know very well what men think of women who reveals herself. You made sure Islam comes before all her demands. She knows she must not work, for it is against your honor, and you rather kill her than let her out in the men's world.
You make sure you only make friends with the people of your own sect. After all you don't want to be corrupted. They are worst then the Kaafirs and so you can do nothing but wish death upon them. You always hated the way Islamic Republic of Pakistan lets them have same rights as everyone else. Well not all of them have same rights. But they should all be put behind bars, or executed for that matter, for their beliefs. This is why you hate Pakistan's democracy and moved to a different country.
Even after your hijrat to the west, you didn't forget your Muslim brothers and their pain. You still cussed the nation that gave you its citizenship and wished Iran had gotten nukes. You pray for China to have better economy than the nation where you live. After all they refused your application for free health care just because you make too much money in your business. It is yahood's system and their CIA never grants Muslim applications unless you are on their payroll and working against Islam. This is why you bought a dish receiver from a Muslim brother, a one smart brother, who figured how to cheat Kufar's system and watch free TV. You never pay a single dime to Kufar's company.
You do not wish blessings upon the Christian or Jews, even if they wish it to you. That would be harram. You hate it when Hindus wish you Sallam, it is harram for you to wish back, Oh and speaking of harram, you make sure you drive a 100 miles to get to your favorite brothers' store who is the only vendor you know that sells 100% hallal meat.
You're a haaji, completing your 5th hajj and plan to spend another thousand dollars for the next one. It only makes you a better Muslim and brings you closer to Jannah. You make sure you follow all sunnahs, which is why you always keep maswaaaq in your pocket, and your beard has gotten longer then the height of your one year old kid. . You make sure to cover the TV with a bed sheet before you pray. It is also why you have no pictures inside your house. It is harram you know.
You will never adopt a pet dog, even if your kid demands it. Oh and that kid is going to the private Islamic school. No matter how ridiculously expensive its fees are and how bad the level of education. And as soon as your son is old enough for high school you are moving back to Pakistan or an Islamic nation for that matter. Cause you would never want him to study with the Kufars.
This must get you to Jannah. Right?
Wrong...
Even with all this, you will still go to HELL... why?
Because you are a hypocrite, a big fat hypocrite!!
You have read Quran multiple times and invited all your friends and family to celebrate each time. Although you did not understood a single word, but the point was to read it respectfully, and place it back in the cabinet wrapped around in a nice pocket with attar sprinkled for good smell. You shall not touch the book till you need to read it to bless the deceased.
You grew up praying 5 times a day, even if you missed the prayer you made up for it. You never cared if the whole world turned around you had to pray. No man or his needs could come between you or your prayer. You could be in the guinness book of world records for not missing any prayer what so ever.
Your attire has always been Islamic. A pure and simple shalwar kamiz, which you wore all the time not just for Friday and Eid prayers like the others who do not know the way to be a proper Muslim. Speaking of Eid you alwys celebrated the holy day with great Islamic spirit. You gave and received Eidi, prayed and ate all you could, and always visited all your friends and family. You made sure you spent good amount of money on all your Eid clothes. After all you could not look inferior to anyone else, this is your religious obligation, and your honor.
Oh and there was no Eid-ul-Adha when you did not buy the most expensive animal to slaughter. You made sure you hand deliver all the meat to all your friends and family. And you also gave some to your servant, who would distribute it to poor. Not to mention you made sure no Kaafir gets his hands on your holy meat, cause that would defeat the purpose of your qurbani.
You stopped going to school just so you could memorize every single chapter of Quran in perfect Arabic, that too in Arab accent. You knew every single word that has been written in the Quran, and you will never forget it. You believe you are entitled to more sawab since it was not your language that you memorized it in, which made it even harder for you to learn. You did not learn the translation though, why would you? You don't want to get confused by the complex matters prescribed in the holly text. Quran is not rocket science that you can research, it is a deen. Only a proper immam will teach you the ways of your religion.
You went to your local mosque everyday and always made sure you collect the most chanda. After all it is for the Afghan, Kashmir, Iraq, and Palestinian Jihad. This is the only way those people could live peacefully. Kufars need to be thought a lesson. You would too enroll in the Jihad, and slaughter Kufars with your own hands, but it was your mother who stopped you. You cannot disobey your mother, after all you will not attain Jannah without respecting her.
You never forget to sit in the front of the Mosque and kiss the Maulana Sahab's hand every time you see him. You always used the proper, Assalamu alaikum warahmatullahi wa barakatu, to greet people. And never replaced Allah with Khuda. You do not start a sentence without a bismillah. Your vocabulary includes so many Arabic words that even Arabs are ashamed to be so illiterate. These are the holy ways, only they will lead you to Jannah and the hoors.
You made sure your wife wears a full burqa that no animal, let alone a man, has ever seen her face. After all she cannot be revealed to men. You know very well what men think of women who reveals herself. You made sure Islam comes before all her demands. She knows she must not work, for it is against your honor, and you rather kill her than let her out in the men's world.
You make sure you only make friends with the people of your own sect. After all you don't want to be corrupted. They are worst then the Kaafirs and so you can do nothing but wish death upon them. You always hated the way Islamic Republic of Pakistan lets them have same rights as everyone else. Well not all of them have same rights. But they should all be put behind bars, or executed for that matter, for their beliefs. This is why you hate Pakistan's democracy and moved to a different country.
Even after your hijrat to the west, you didn't forget your Muslim brothers and their pain. You still cussed the nation that gave you its citizenship and wished Iran had gotten nukes. You pray for China to have better economy than the nation where you live. After all they refused your application for free health care just because you make too much money in your business. It is yahood's system and their CIA never grants Muslim applications unless you are on their payroll and working against Islam. This is why you bought a dish receiver from a Muslim brother, a one smart brother, who figured how to cheat Kufar's system and watch free TV. You never pay a single dime to Kufar's company.
You do not wish blessings upon the Christian or Jews, even if they wish it to you. That would be harram. You hate it when Hindus wish you Sallam, it is harram for you to wish back, Oh and speaking of harram, you make sure you drive a 100 miles to get to your favorite brothers' store who is the only vendor you know that sells 100% hallal meat.
You're a haaji, completing your 5th hajj and plan to spend another thousand dollars for the next one. It only makes you a better Muslim and brings you closer to Jannah. You make sure you follow all sunnahs, which is why you always keep maswaaaq in your pocket, and your beard has gotten longer then the height of your one year old kid. . You make sure to cover the TV with a bed sheet before you pray. It is also why you have no pictures inside your house. It is harram you know.
You will never adopt a pet dog, even if your kid demands it. Oh and that kid is going to the private Islamic school. No matter how ridiculously expensive its fees are and how bad the level of education. And as soon as your son is old enough for high school you are moving back to Pakistan or an Islamic nation for that matter. Cause you would never want him to study with the Kufars.
This must get you to Jannah. Right?
Wrong...
Even with all this, you will still go to HELL... why?
Because you are a hypocrite, a big fat hypocrite!!
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